Hindi Joke

EK SARDAR AADHI RAAT KO APNI MOTI BIWI SE BOLA,
SUNTHI HO, SISAK SISAK KAR MARNA ACHA HAI YAEKDAM?

BIWI NE KAHA EKDAM.

SARDAR NE KAHA TO FIR APNI DOOSRI TAANG
BHI MERE UPAR RAKH DO.